whoever wrote this character was high as a kite
Actually a lot of the lines were improved by the voice actor Josh Gad
…who was probably defintely as high as a kite
"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
when a hot person calls themselves ugly
when an ugly person calls themselves hot
Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?
boys, Tennessee Chubbies are now a thing that exists and I expect all of you to purchase them