when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group
When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
If you played with Barbies,
Slip N’ Slide,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching these guys:
If you can’t spell Grand Ole Opry correct, you shouldn’t be allowed to go there.
I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.
I accidentally bumped into a Red at otakon and promptly apologized.
I got a “sorry doesn’t do me shit.” in response.
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night